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Bob Vesterman thinks he's figured out why humans don't like him. The way he sees it, humans used to be a lot like him: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. He's a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget. But you're overlooking something: Humans used to be a lot worse than Bob Vesterman: Slavery! Concentration camps! Interstellar wars! He has nothing in his past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? He's nothing like you. He's better. Now, if you'll excuse him, he has a lock to pick.

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