Food Club Reviews, by Howard Smith: Don Pepe
(Howard had previously mentioned that he was going to combine the sausage appetizer with the mozzarella and peppers appetizer)
"Well, Howie, how is it?"
"How is what?"
"Combining them."
"I always combine!"
"I didn't ask if you always combine. I asked how it was."
"Fine."
(The questioner makes an exasperated noise)
(A question is directed to the original questioner)
"What did you expect?"
(Howard interjects)
"Why would you not combine?"